The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will... →
profashional: There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority’s University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate. The first is Delta Gammas who are “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD.” The second is young ladies who are “so fucking BORING.” Last week, bitches got told. This. Is. Amaze. AOE to all my A-Phi bitches out there. this is such a gem. and aoe right back atcha!
How I feel about most people
TeethBracelet: PSA →
teethbracelet: Do not attempt to run three miles after a 90 minute Bikram Yoga class for breakfast and a Bloody Mary for lunch. Oh…I know you might FEEL like you can crush the world but that, in fact, is a fallacy. I equate said sense of false energy to the all too common woke-up-drunk phenomenon. You know,… yup, definitely been there.
The universe is wider than our views of it.– Henry David Thoreau (via pyrrhic-victoria)