When a Twentysomething Feels Old →
allthingsalishan: elizabethanne: You try to get revenge, show your body who’s boss, so you go on a bender. But your body’s all, “Yeah? Have fun with the four-day hangover I’m about to give you. I hear your couch is really jumping off on Friday nights.” Accurate. so much truth it’s like they read my planner last week.
welcometomybrain: slangtang: there is a special place in hell for people who wear white framed sunglasses i was just thinking about this the other day.
clientsfromhell: Client: “I don’t like the type.” Me: “What don’t you like.” Client: “I don’t like how it goes all to one side.” Me: “You mean ranged left.” Client: “Yes, yes, arranged left.” Me: “How do you want it?” Client: “To be the same on both sides.” Me: “Justified?” Client: “I don’t have to justify anything for you. I own the fucking company.”